Guinness Pakru, Kottayam Nazir, Ramesh Pisharadi and Williams. A mere mention of these names ensured a riot of laughter in Kottayam those days. Along with these illustrious comedy heroes, Kottayam was also grooming many of its sons to let comedy reign! Alex, Anish, Sankranthi Nazir, Shajon, Somarajan, Kanjiramattam Prashanth… the list of these mimics parade pals, who can trigger roaring laughter at the drop of a hat, is endless. As years passed by, these pals dispersed into the din and bustle of daily life.
Some landed offers in cinema, some took to TV and many others entertain the masses from the confines of stages.
Years later, when they gathered again to relive fond memories, fun, frolic and truckloads of laughter were sure-shot items on their comic menu.
Guinness Pakru: It is almost fifteen years since we all had a get together. To see people who shared the same stage and meals, you have to now switch on the TV. Isn’t it good to see that everyone has made a mark in life? I started as a Katha Prasangam artiste. But dad was hell bent against it. That is how I became a mimicry artiste.
Ramesh Pisharadi: So the end result is that you managed to get into AMMA (Association of Malayalam Movie Artistes) after locking horns with Achan (Dad)!
Kottayam Nazir: It was the time when artistes from Kottayam were at their peak. There were times when we had done almost 30 shows daily. We slept, ate and virtually lived in Tempo travellers. One day myself, Sankranthi Nazir and Prasad were going for a programme in Munnar. It was raining heavily and the roads were all mud pools. As soon as our vehicle was about to overtake a bus, everyone in the tempo traveller were literally drenched by a splash from a pool of mud, thanks to the bus! We all were furious and decided to overtake the bus and stop it. Prasad literally grabbed the driver of the bus by his collar.
Pisharadi: I will narrate the rest. “How dare you drench us in a mud pool before our programme. Normally, it is after the programme we get such treatment,” screamed Prasad! Then it was a free for all as the bus commuters took on the Kottayam heros. Till then that place was known as Mali. After we got a severe thrashing from them that place it was renamed Adimali!
Pakru: Those days travelling for the programmes itself was fun. Alex will give dates to even two programmes on the same day even if the venues are in two corners of earth. One day four programmes were scheduled – Thirunakkara, Ayarkunnam, Puthukuzhi and Kallukadavu. After the elaborate speech of the minister at Thirunakkara itself our timing calculation went awry. Then we carried on to other venues with a time lag of 2-3 hours. When we headed to the last destination, Kallukadavu, one Santhosh also got into the vehicle to show us the way. As soon as our vehicle reached the venue, a furious crowed mobbed us. Enraged by the delay, they first grabbed Santhosh who was sitting in the side seat and threw him out. His pleas that he was not part of the troupe did not calm them. He got a mouthful from the crowd. Then a fat man came and threw Alex, who was hiding behind, out of the vehicle. After much commotion, we entered into a truce with the organisers, assuring them that we will do the show the next day. But Alex was still missing. The organisers then took as to a room where we saw Alex playing caroms alone! Later only did we realise that that was the punishment meted out to him – To play caroms alone all night.
Kottayam Nazir: In another instance, Alex again got two shows booked the same day in Chalakudi and Angamali. The Chalakkudi programme got cancelled when we reached there due to the demise of the Pope. We were actually glad that we can at least reach Angamaly on time for the next show and left without even collecting the money. But when we reached Angamaly it was the same story. The show there was also cancelled due to Pope’s demise!
Pisharadi: During a show in Kannur, some organisers came to us and told us in colloquial language something about Chief Minister E K Nayanar. That was the time when Nayanar’s phone-in programme was going on. And all mimicry artiste’s those days were imitating him. Some one came an told us something about imitating Nayanar in our show. We thought that they were asking us to imitate his phone-in which we did. Actually they were warning us not to tease Chief Minister E K Nayanar in the show. Needless to say we were released only after two days!
Kanjiramattam Prashanth: Those days, we were really afraid of police personnel. We didn’t have our own vehicles those days. After programmes, we had to get back on lorries plying late in the night mostly. After a programme in Cherthalai, we were getting to the bus stand in an auto. A police jeep stopped us and asked where we were headed to. Williams said we had gone for a “programme at a temple”. Suspicious that the “programme at night in a temple” could be some theft of Idol, the police personnel soon started searching our baggage. Williams was enacting Cochin Haneef, who usually comes with a knife in films those days and for that purpose he was carrying a knife in his baggage. And an artificial mustache too. This was enough for the police party to be more suspicions about us. We said we are mimicry artistes and we imitate the sound etc. of well-known personalities and film artistes. They asked whose sound Williams mimics and some one accidentally said Janardhanan. Actually Williams had never mimicked Janardhanan. “Nee Thankappanallada Ponnappan,” Williams started mimicking Janardhanan in true Kottayam Nazir style and all the police men except the SI burst into laughter. Then we realised that something was wrong. It was. The SI’s nameplate read thus: K K Ponnappan!
Pisharadi: One day police stopped me in Vytila at midnight and asked what I was doing there. Though I said I was returning after a ‘programme’ the police got suspicious and started searching my bag. First came a bra, then a blouse and all items we used for women characters for various programmes. The end result is that I had to perform in Vytila junction for 20 minutes to entertain the police personnel at midnight! When I was about to leave came another police party. And the performance went on till day break!
Pakru: There are two Nazir’s in Kottayam. Sankranthi and Kottayam Nazir! They are great pals, but at times locks horns. Next day when we all interfere to settle the issue, they will be pals again.
Pisharadi: Sankranthi Nazir is actually very street smart even though he turns up as a shy person. He has even performed along with Lata Mangeshkar. Once after he returned from a show in Doha, he listed out the other artistes who performed there. I was, thrilled when he listed Lata Mangeshkar as one of them. I said it is a great honour to perform along with Lata Mangeshkar. I asked him what all songs she sang and he said she didn’t sing but just performed a skit! Later on only I realised that it wasn’t Lata Mangeshkar, but our own Manka Mahesh that he was referring to!
Kottayam Nazir: After Tini Tom left our team, Aneesh joined us. Aneesh has a gift. What ever he predicts will come true. When we were about to go for a programme in US he said, I will have an encounter with a tiger there! And it actually happened. After the programmes, we went for site seeing. At some fantasy park, we had a photo opportunity with animal lookalikes. When I was about to pose with a tiger, it came jumping into me and I had to flee literally!
Pakru: That wasn’t a tiger. It could be someone from Kottayam who saw Nazir’s comedy show, got disgusted and ended his life! In his next incarnation, it took birth as a Tiger in the US.
After the cool gathering, Kottayam’s comic heroes got together for a photo shoot. And then, the riot of laughter continued unabated.